The monster in the closet...

My friend Alan passed along this roundup of horror movies with apparently unintentional gay subtexts, and I have to say, it's on the money.

Those of you who used to listen to the TVGuide.com podcast may remember my amazement at 2006 The Covenant, which rightly makes the list... frankly, I can still hardly believe it was directed by Renny Harlin rather than David DeCoteau, who's never been particularly coy about what he's up to in movies like Wolves of Wall Street and House of Usher.

Maybe it's time for all the monsters to come out of the closet...